surprise your man with sporadic acts of calculated aggression
i liked to remind him that i did better on the verbal SATs and that if this academic thing didn’t work out i could go back to the times and edit his column.
6 Feb 2012 / Reblogged from persephonette with 60 notes / (fuck the SATS obvs) humiliation teasing!
I SERIOUSLY DID THIS ALL WEEKEND. I was just coming up with zingers and because I would never partner up with a human...
i liked to remind him that i did better on the verbal SATs and that if this academic thing didn’t work out i could go...