the last time i dated for real was in 2001 or maybe 2000 and i have no idea what you guys are doing

tonight my friend’s boyfriend told his other friend that she needed to take the fact that she has IBS off her okc profile and she was totally defiant and, like, “guys have messaged me because of that” and i was like “show me one” (she did) and then i was like “i can’t even say the words ‘IBS’” and now i’m typing those words and it’s so gross, but it’s so funny, and the fact that anyone would use IBS (now i can’t stop typing it) as bait is the actual most amazing thing i’ve ever heard, i’ve been laughing for over an hour. what?! i only understand highly aestheticized abjection or none at all. also that reminds me that this is one of my favorite pieces of criticism i’ve read, ever, this is exactly what criticism should be, i think i cited it in one of my area exams.