ap: i will help you clean your apartment! i can lend my “straight” “male” eye to the proceedings 

kj: maybe one day you should come over and we will drink beer and i will clean. it will be like a party except i will be cleaning during it. 

ap: i’ll get in a drunk managerial role! seems suited to me.

kj: its totally the perfect role for you. since i like to vacillate and i prob need a cleaning dom.