hysteriarama:

relevant to karaj’s “failure to objectify me properly is egregious”, tonight I was objectified in the best way, en francais, cashier at the pizza place:

“voila deux belles pointes de pizza pour une belle demoiselle”

he said it when he was ringing my pizza up and again when he gave me the slices. instant charm points parce que francais, the word ‘demoiselle’ is ridic and also lovely, and I agree completely that pizza is beautiful, am flattered by the comparison, perfect.

ps I’m pretty sure my short-shorts were an important part of this interaction.

important. crucial, actually. this is doable, but it’s a skill, and one i am so impressed by. nice work with the short-shorts.