emails to myself at the disco bar

“i would leave your father in a second for that guy. he never overdances.” 

“old people dancing to paparazzi. #oldlife.” 

“that outfit didn’t just happen.” 

“the oldest people i’ve ever seen dancing dancing to holiday.” 

“diane von furstenberg makes a lot of money on people here and i can see a lot of people counting, but those are the only bitchy things i’ll say tonight.” 

“my dad just said an old hot woman is ‘a fast woman.’”

“the waitress described the bread pudding as having ‘no raisins present’ and i looked at the floor until she walked far way and then laughed way harder than i laughed at the naomi wolf thing.” 

she always knows just what to say to me

  • kj: well i had long sleeves on today and got too hot and so sat by the pool in leggings and a t-shirt. and read my favorite philosopher.
  • hs: who is your favorite philosopher? mine is kara jesella.